sleep, listen and die

testing

2009-05-13T00:54:00.002+10:00

Malam-malam menari

2008-10-08T19:31:00.010+11:00

waiting patiently for Pak Lah to make his announcement..
i predict he's not contesting.

what time is it?

9.33am.. oo ooh.. it's London time actually. haha

4.33pm in Malaysia..where Pak Lah is chairing the Barisan Nasional supreme council meeting. Having met his supporters until 2am in the morning, let's hope he doesn't fall asleep during this meeting.
My mum must be queuing up for cendol now.

7.33pm in Aus, naaah.. we're 10 fucking hours ahead of Frank Lampard and co.

I read about dropping Theo Walcott from the starting eleven which to me is ridiculous. It's just Borat what are u afraid of, Chris Waddle? Feed him with experiences. He certainly needs those. I'd say put him on the left flank, link up with Ashley Cole and bang, 3-and-easy -0. Restore SWP on the right hand side, see his accurate crosses from the byline and Crouchie? do the Stoke.
My tonight's line up

James
Brown-Terry-Ferdinand-Cole
SWP-Lampard-Gerrard-Walcott
Crouch-Rooney

----updated-----------

with the captain out, guess i have to change my team a lil bit

terry out - lescott/upson in?

and.. the match did not take part yesterday, it's this sat actually.
misinformation can sometime happen, even to a highly-reliable newspaper.

thank god he's quitting. now is the time to rebuild and regain confidence from the rakyat

Snip

2008-09-26T21:35:00.005+10:00

this blog needs some update if i were to be honest.

lets start with, urm, to our Pm, the grassroots dislike u, not only from ur sheer insanity but also as a result of ur son-in-law's arrogance and stupidity. lets get rid of him now.

red-nosed Alex Ferguson should be forgiven for his outburst about Mike 'I love Man u' Riley being unfair to his team during the latest Battle of the Bridge the other day.

something is not right when the 20 y.o striker, Bendtner is considered as veteran already during their 6-0 romp over Sheffield. Or maybe the future is red and white? (praying hard)

Muhyiddin Yassin should be the next Pm. dont let Najib be please.

Liverpool bought Robbie Keane not to score, but to miss chances. wait for a few more games fucking pundits. (backing sket)

dah ar tu.

Warisan

2008-08-22T14:35:00.006+10:00

Well, I can't say i'm racist. far from it. but i love my race. without the malays, nasi lemak wouldnt have existed, sepak takraw wouldn't have been at Sea Games which means the Thais would've lost one of their gold medals, Hairuddin Omar wouldn't have scored against Chelsea in 2001, Mawi wouldn't have sung Gadis Melayu at AF and my girlfriend would have as well been Australian. Indah nya melayu.

This is the song we used to sing every single day during MRSM days.

Anak Kecil Main Api
Terbakar Hatinya Yang Sepi
Airmata Darah Bercampur Keringat
Bumi Dipijak Milik Orang

Nenek Moyang Kaya Raya
Tergadai Seluruh Harta Benda
Akibat Sengketa Sesamalah Kita
Cinta Lenyap Di Arus Zaman

Indahnya Bumi Kita Ini
Warisan Berkurun Lamanya
Hasil Mengalir Ke Tangan Yang Lain
Pribumi Merintih Sendiri

Masa Depan Sungguh Kelam
Kan Lenyap Peristiwa Semalam
Tertutuplah Hati Terkunci Mati
Maruah Peribadi Dah Hilang

Kini Kita Cuma Tinggal Kuasa
Yang Akan Menentukan Bangsa
Bersatulah Hati Bersama Berbakti
Pulih Kembali Harga Diri

Kita Sudah Tiada Masa Majulah Dengan Gagah Perkasa
Jangan Lalai Teruskan Usaha
Melayu Kan Gagah Di Nusantara!!

tidak menarik langsung

2008-08-22T03:00:00.005+10:00

being emotional and working professionally are very much different, but are related most of the time. chances are, u tend to be very emotional when things go against u. hence, u can't work properly. in most of our case, we can't study. to perfectly digest what u are kononnya-voraciously reading, concen-fucking-tration is needed! what did i mean by working professionally?

wife: abang, there's lipstick on your collar
husband: honey, it was my secretary, we were discussing about the $100m project and she was such an enthusiastic employee. she was all over me. need not worry, it's strictly professional.
wife: did u fuck her?
husband: yes i did.

professional, huh?

they call me Superman

2008-08-15T16:59:00.016+10:00

When u were small, what was your ambition back then? mine was a chemical engineer.. the answer i gave had my teacher's jaw dropped. As i grew older, i was so close to changing my mind. I did actually. the idea of being an engineer could not excite me anymore, sadly. One day, I chanced upon an article about Boeing 747, Airbus and Concorde. Loads and loads of articles, pictures were found soon after interest was instilled. I was thrilled, excited and fascinated with the false prospect of joining one of the airlines as their fucking pilot. I held my breath, inhale, exhale. Looked at the mirror, fuck, this nerdy bastard wearing horn-rimmed glasses, stood at 150cm and gemuk gila babi with a huge butt could never be a pilot. I never told my brother about this. He is the one who has always wanted to be a fucking pilot. I hope he'll succeed. 2 days before UPSR, a friend of mine, Ahmad Sahibul Hamid (dude, i still remember ur fucking full name) told me he had watched a lot of football and decided to be the next Michael Owen, no point in studying he said.. He actually went to Bukit Jalil (hats off to him) but we did not keep in touch after that, unfortunately. I wonder where the fuck he is right now..

Fast forward a few years, i was determined to be a chemical engineer again. it came out of the blue. well, i guess.maybe sometimes u can be driven by good grades
and suddenly, here i am. doing bachelor of fucking commerce. My fucking concentration? Accounting and Finance.

p/s: now that we have a PM like P.Lah, ayat "wow, kau ni busy macam Perdana Menteri la," is officially irrelevant. It should be changed to, "Kau ni malas macam Perdana Menteri la, asyik tidur je"

roar

2008-08-15T07:34:00.004+10:00

to sleep is to listen..

me: where can i find X?
Y: Z is nowhere to be found i'm afraid
me: thanks, now i want u to fuck off

to die is to start a new life.

to start a new life means u can't be blamed for not trying to die.

to be confused can be tricky at times. yes, it's true.

what differs hogs from sows ? they are fucking pigs

i've always wanted to shit myself. it just sounds so fun

You're fired!

2008-05-10T22:52:00.005+10:00

Hell's Kitchen: the only reality show that eliminates people with "now, fuck off"

Never have I been a fan of reality shows. but this competitive cookery show really is different. Elimination is not in the viewers' hand. It's in Chef Gordon Ramsay's. SMS or AFUNDIs? not required and that will makethe decision on booting out becomes fair and just. Not based on personality, nor Brad-Pitt-like/ saliva-drooling-Eva-Longoria-like can influence Ramsay's decision. The majority of the contestants are Chefs with highly impressive CV. Given their credibility and experience, most of them would easily walk into any world-class restaurants never mind entering a lousy, unexciting reality show. But this is not the case, to get a recognition from the famously foul-mouthed Ramsay (one of the best chefs in the world, if not the best) they would certainly do anything. He swears, he shouts, he's loud and that's what those Chefs have to face during the spell in the Hell's Kitchen restaurant. They will usually be awakened as early as 6a.m and they will have to be ready for any challenge pertaining to cooking. Tough, yes. Awaiting prizes are something else. Own your very own restaurant, and 50-odd (If I'm not mistaken) quid plus holidays will be in each and every contestants' mind throughout the competition. It's already in season 4 now. Australian tv currently shows the first season and it's way outdated. Now, to our own Chef Wan and Chef Ismail, have you got the balls to join Hell's Kitchen?

Aku nampak kau..

2008-05-01T19:50:00.001+10:00

I HAVE got to be honest. Everything seems so wrong that i can't even drink a bottle of Bundaberg Sarsaparilla nowadays! haha

Well, Bullshit. Note the capital B. I'm not here to write about how pathetic my life has been nor even about friends, nor about relationship. To be honest, I'm not someone who puts his untold feelings in his blog, hoping that at least one of his friends would read it, tell the other friends what i have written, and talk at the back about me. I don't like it, and no, I'm not that paranoid.

Expressing their feelings, being critical of someone. No, I'm not here to echo that statement.

Neither am i here to mention names, write about their s**t and give views on what they should do in order for them to be uniquely likable.

Neither am i here to thank her for the 2 weeks visit to Sydney despite obstacles she had to face prior to coming here.

Yes, this is my last post about me. Promise you I won't do it again. I feel guilty.

Test and test coming up. Life has been marvelous. I should be grateful.

Exclusive: Arsenal closing in on Malaysian wonderkid

2008-04-29T23:01:00.006+10:00

It can be revealed that Arsene Wenger has sent his scouts to MPPJ Stadium to watch a match between KL Plus and ParitBuntar Fc. The match, which ended 0-0 seemed nothing special. However, it is understood from close resources that the scouts led by Wenger's loyal assistant Pat Rice, have been watching the 20 year-old playmaker Muhammad Solihin of ParitBuntar Fc several times and they have given Wenger positive responses about signing the player.

The £10m-rated prodigy is touted as the next Cesc Fabregas, can also comfortably play anywhere across the back four. As the highly-rated talent is expected to be a massive hit, surely Wenger will not want to miss out on him as the policy of signing and developing young players from all around the world has been synonymous to him.

With Mathieu Flamini looks certain to leave, Solihin does have the capability to fill Flamini's boots and play alongside Fabregas. His range of passing and creativity on the pitch have helped table-topping ParitBuntar Fc to win 25 Matches in row (ended by a draw with Kl Plus), something that is really hard to achieve especially in Malaysia Super League. The goal-scoring midfielder has 14goals to his name, with 20 assists in all competition. He is also on the verge of picking up the Player's Player of The Year award and his impressive displays have certainly caught the eye of many European clubs, including Arsenal.

YNWA? or YAWN?

2008-04-17T07:00:00.007+10:00

ok, now we are going to Anfield. er, anybody home..? ah hey Steve..
how is it going? erm, top man.. top man.. ah, the number 9.. Damn! i would turn gay for him. haha. f**k, that bloke looks like a girl. Doesn't he? Fernando Torres..
Rafa's top summer signing this season. 30 goals in his debut season? easy, easy.. but hey, i can only score in front of the Kop.. (credit to him, Sheva can't even get a kick) Being an out-and-out striker he can't defend but he's still a class act though..and..
aha, Hello can i help you sir? er.. come again? Hello can i HELP you??
errr..english? YES!! I am speaking in English, you bastard.. haha that's none other than Jamie Carragher.. Rick Parry did need an interpreter when they first met. hahahaha. Being a scouser ain't easy huh..

August 2007
Ok Rafa, now that you have got Torres, are you gonna fight for the usual 3rd-4th place again? Hell No! we're gonna be the champion. Listen Sir Alex, CHAMPION. Besides Fernando, We also managed to sign three other "world-class players" who are they? Voronin is our free Berbatov, don't forget we have £13m Babel, who has the pace and he possesses talent as well.. and Benayoun.. ok, next question please?

December 2007

As of 30.12.2007
TEAM GP W D L GS GA GD P
4 Liverpool 19 10 7 2 33 12 21 37

We are not throwing in the towel, we are confident of being in the title run-in.. - defiant Rafa Benitez, despite sitting pretty in fourth place. haha

March 2008

We're gonna win the champions league this year and I'm the best in the world- Confident Steven Gerrard hits out at his critics, err.. how about your title dream, Steve? Yes, England has been disappointing, but under Capello we will win something, he's a winner..! Er, Steve, You did not answer my question..

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To those who think Liverpool cannot live without Gerrard and Torres please please please think again.. ah stop. You don't need to actually.. You're absolutely right about that. I'm not the biggest fan of Mr Benitez. Not because of his rotation policy. It's because of the money he has wasted since 2004. Antonio Nunez, Luis Garcia, Fernando Morientes, Momo Sissoko, Craig Bellamy, Jermaine Pennant, Mauricio Pellegrino, Mark Gonzalez, Josemi, Zenden, Paletta. Those lads are only good enough for West Ham, Boro and Bolton. haha.

ok i must admit the likes of Alonso, Torres , Little Chief, and Agger will be on Jose Mourinho's team sheet. and Torres has already justified his hefty price tag but then again, the rotating Rafa has spent a staggering £100 Million since 2004 in order to build the squad capable of challenging only for the Champions League spot.

At least Chelsea have won the league twice , dude. With the money he had, Rafa should have splashed out on some well-established/world-class players rather than those chaps who spent too much time trying to understand Steve and Jamie's english.. I reckon Liverpool can only win the league if they have 2 Carraghers, 2 Aggers..erm 2 Mascheranos, 2 Alonsos, 2 Gerrards and 3 Torres. They already have 2 Reinas (In Rafa.. they DO look alike. hahaha) Get world-class attacking minded full-backs and go to Old Trafford score some goals, keep a clean sheet. then, ManU players will s**t their pants..go to the Bridge. Bang, bang, bang and their proud home record will be a history.

football enthusiasts, i'm getting tired of writing about football.. at least i'm better than Shebby kah kah kah.. to Wenger, please please please (do i sound like Shebby?) add something to your new Emirates trophy cabinet. show the world your 'kids' can actually do a man's job. next season, Arsene, not now you stupid bastard..
chow..

Arsen-gal

2008-04-16T17:15:00.001+10:00

In December, if people said arsenal would end up at no 3 in the league, and not winning any silverware this season, i would laugh my head off, and tell them to get a life..
after that tackle, and that mistake (both during the same game) - i knew the season was over. but at least they still had the champions league. (dream on! i should have said that to myself back then)
oh c'mon you dont win anything with youngsters.
what are they lacking? simple, not enough depth in midfield, Bendtner who is only good enough for a mid-table team ( Curbishley, Erikson, sign him! haha), Senderos ( terrifies me when he goes near the ball), Almunia- he is not world class enough said. the injuries, Eduardo..remember him? bla bla bla.. Rosicky and Persie they spend too much time on the treatment table.. decent players though, the declining Gilberto and Not-so-good youngsters in Hoyte, Traore, Song who else? Denilson looked promising at first. I still doubt he will step up and challenge Fabregas as the general.. i heard Vela is good (bought him in FM he doesn't score too many goals for me!)

Player Of the Season : Hleb - His exceptional form has attracted Barcelona uhh again and Inter to sign him as their player... No wonder Deco doesn't mind spending most of the time at the nightclubs. Every time Hleb is on the ball, goal is coming. don't you just feel the same?

What i would suggest Arsenal is to do some shopping during the transfer window. The Sun wrote about David Villa going to snub Chelsea for Arsenal, Wenger if you haven't read, go to www.thesun.co.uk and click Football . Did you get that?
As for defenders, having lost Woodgate to Spurs in the January Window has proved to be costly. Would you prefer to have Senderos in your team?
One additional midfielder or winger will do to your team, Wenger.. Ben Arfa looks decent already. Or how about that boy Samir Nasri?

Players to sign - Villa, any you-must-buy-whatever-the-price-is CentreBack, Ben Arfa/Nasri

I wish you good luck for 2008/2009 season

Ah, and to Rooney and Co, Congratulations on winning the league, Chelsea don't look the side capable of challenging for the title anymore, after the draw with Wigan (oh, Steve Bruce, but I hate seeing your team playing Premier League football next season, I just don't know why)

Champions League final will be Barcelona vs Chelsea

Message to Bojan, Henry, Messi and E'to sorry no Ronaldinho : Please don't let ManU do the double this season!!